<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/plugins/seriously-simple-podcasting/templates/feed-stylesheet.xsl"?><rss version="2.0"
	 xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	 xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	 xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	 xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	 xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	 xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	 xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"
	 xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"
	 xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"
	>
		<channel>
		<title>Golden Years My Ass</title>
		<atom:link href="https://tsastrugi.net/feed/podcast/golden-years-my-ass/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/>
		<link>https://tsastrugi.net/podcasts/golden-years-my-ass/</link>
		<description>Tired of the &#039;golden years&#039; propaganda? Ready to ditch the polite platitudes and embrace the glorious, messy truth about getting old? Then welcome to [Podcast Name], the podcast that&#039;s not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. We&#039;re here to dissect the aging process with the precision of a rusty scalpel – no anesthesia, no apologies. From the bedroom to the bathroom, from the doctor&#039;s office to the dining hall, we&#039;ll explore every embarrassing, infuriating, and unexpectedly hilarious aspect of growing older. So, put on your adult diapers, grab your hearing aids, and get ready to laugh… because if you don&#039;t laugh, you&#039;ll cry. And frankly, we&#039;re all too dehydrated for that.</description>
		<lastBuildDate>Wed, 07 May 2025 06:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate>
		<language>en-US</language>
		<copyright>© 2025 Ramblin&#039; Rambler</copyright>
		<itunes:subtitle>Sastrugi Stryder has spoken ⍼</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:author>Ramblin&#039; Rambler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type>
		<itunes:summary>Tired of the &#039;golden years&#039; propaganda? Ready to ditch the polite platitudes and embrace the glorious, messy truth about getting old? Then welcome to [Podcast Name], the podcast that&#039;s not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. We&#039;re here to dissect the aging process with the precision of a rusty scalpel – no anesthesia, no apologies. From the bedroom to the bathroom, from the doctor&#039;s office to the dining hall, we&#039;ll explore every embarrassing, infuriating, and unexpectedly hilarious aspect of growing older. So, put on your adult diapers, grab your hearing aids, and get ready to laugh… because if you don&#039;t laugh, you&#039;ll cry. And frankly, we&#039;re all too dehydrated for that.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:owner>
			<itunes:name>Ramblin&#039; Rambler</itunes:name>
		</itunes:owner>
		<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:image href="https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/golden_years_my_ass.jpeg"></itunes:image>
			<image>
				<url>https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/golden_years_my_ass.jpeg</url>
				<title>Golden Years My Ass</title>
				<link>https://tsastrugi.net/podcasts/golden-years-my-ass/</link>
			</image>
		<itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture">
			<itunes:category text="Philosophy"></itunes:category>
		</itunes:category>
		<itunes:category text="Health &amp; Fitness">
									<itunes:category text="Fitness"></itunes:category>
							</itunes:category>
		<itunes:category text="Comedy">
									<itunes:category text="Stand-Up"></itunes:category>
							</itunes:category>
		<googleplay:author><![CDATA[Ramblin&#039; Rambler]]></googleplay:author>
						<googleplay:description>Tired of the &#039;golden years&#039; propaganda? Ready to ditch the polite platitudes and embrace the glorious, messy truth about getting old? Then welcome to [Podcast Name], the podcast that&#039;s not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. We&#039;re here to dissect the aging process with the precision of a rusty scalpel – no anesthesia, no apologies. From the bedroom to the bathroom, from the doctor&#039;s office to the dining hall, we&#039;ll explore every embarrassing, infuriating, and unexpectedly hilarious aspect of growing older. So, put on your adult diapers, grab your hearing aids, and get ready to laugh… because if you don&#039;t laugh, you&#039;ll cry. And frankly, we&#039;re all too dehydrated for that.</googleplay:description>
			<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
			<googleplay:image href="https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/golden_years_my_ass.jpeg"></googleplay:image>
			<podcast:guid>2deefb5f-1ea5-5351-8087-22a9b156df81</podcast:guid>
		
		<!-- podcast_generator="SSP by Castos/3.15.0" Seriously Simple Podcasting plugin for WordPress (https://wordpress.org/plugins/seriously-simple-podcasting/) -->
		<generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4</generator>

<item>
	<title>Senior Center Showdown: Fifi vs. Brutus</title>
	<link>https://tsastrugi.net/podcast/senior-center-showdown-fifi-vs-brutus/</link>
	<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2025 23:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ramblin' Rambler]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://tsastrugi.net/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1489</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Size doesn&#8217;t matter when you&#8217;ve got guts. Witness the epic confrontation between a fearless Chihuahua and a hell hound at the senior center.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Size doesn&#8217;t matter when you&#8217;ve got guts. Witness the epic confrontation between a fearless Chihuahua and a hell hound at the senior center.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Size doesn&#8217;t matter when you&#8217;ve got guts. Witness the epic confrontation between a fearless Chihuahua and a hell hound at the senior center.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/mad_dog.mp3" length="11987903" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Size doesn&#8217;t matter when you&#8217;ve got guts. Witness the epic confrontation between a fearless Chihuahua and a hell hound at the senior center.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/mad_dog.jpeg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/mad_dog.jpeg</url>
		<title>Senior Center Showdown: Fifi vs. Brutus</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>15:11</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[Ramblin' Rambler]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Size doesn&#8217;t matter when you&#8217;ve got guts. Witness the epic confrontation between a fearless Chihuahua and a hell hound at the senior center.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/mad_dog.jpeg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Harder Than Chinese Arithmetic</title>
	<link>https://tsastrugi.net/podcast/harder-than-chinese-arithmetic/</link>
	<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2025 03:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ramblin' Rambler]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://tsastrugi.net/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1465</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Spuds just wants to play bingo. Reginald thinks he&#8217;s cracked the code. And Antonio? He&#8217;s running a black market out of the senior center, selling everything those horny old bastards need to keep the party going. Get ready for a hilariously offensive ride.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Spuds just wants to play bingo. Reginald thinks he&#8217;s cracked the code. And Antonio? He&#8217;s running a black market out of the senior center, selling everything those horny old bastards need to keep the party going. Get ready for a hilariously of]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Spuds just wants to play bingo. Reginald thinks he&#8217;s cracked the code. And Antonio? He&#8217;s running a black market out of the senior center, selling everything those horny old bastards need to keep the party going. Get ready for a hilariously offensive ride.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/blackmarket_p1_complete.mp3" length="8160392" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Spuds just wants to play bingo. Reginald thinks he&#8217;s cracked the code. And Antonio? He&#8217;s running a black market out of the senior center, selling everything those horny old bastards need to keep the party going. Get ready for a hilariously offensive ride.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/blackmarket_p1.jpeg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/blackmarket_p1.jpeg</url>
		<title>Harder Than Chinese Arithmetic</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>10:37</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[Ramblin' Rambler]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Spuds just wants to play bingo. Reginald thinks he&#8217;s cracked the code. And Antonio? He&#8217;s running a black market out of the senior center, selling everything those horny old bastards need to keep the party going. Get ready for a hilariously offensive ride.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/blackmarket_p1.jpeg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Delores&#8217;s Drawers: A Metaphorical Misfire</title>
	<link>https://tsastrugi.net/podcast/deloress-drawers-a-metaphorical-misfire/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2025 14:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ramblin' Rambler]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://tsastrugi.net/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1461</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[They say the golden years are about reflection and peace. Bullshit. It&#8217;s about creaking joints, failing memories, and the desperate, misguided pursuit of… well, anything that resembles a thrill. This week, we dive headfirst into the senior center swamp, where three clueless codgers try to decipher a woman&#8217;s power move – and fail spectacularly. Prepare [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[They say the golden years are about reflection and peace. Bullshit. It&#8217;s about creaking joints, failing memories, and the desperate, misguided pursuit of… well, anything that resembles a thrill. This week, we dive headfirst into the senior center s]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[They say the golden years are about reflection and peace. Bullshit. It&#8217;s about creaking joints, failing memories, and the desperate, misguided pursuit of… well, anything that resembles a thrill. This week, we dive headfirst into the senior center swamp, where three clueless codgers try to decipher a woman&#8217;s power move – and fail spectacularly. Prepare [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/i_cant_get_into_these_complete.mp3" length="11883201" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[They say the golden years are about reflection and peace. Bullshit. It&#8217;s about creaking joints, failing memories, and the desperate, misguided pursuit of… well, anything that resembles a thrill. This week, we dive headfirst into the senior center swamp, where three clueless codgers try to decipher a woman&#8217;s power move – and fail spectacularly. Prepare [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/get_into_4.jpeg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/get_into_4.jpeg</url>
		<title>Delores&#8217;s Drawers: A Metaphorical Misfire</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>14:43</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[Ramblin' Rambler]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[They say the golden years are about reflection and peace. Bullshit. It&#8217;s about creaking joints, failing memories, and the desperate, misguided pursuit of… well, anything that resembles a thrill. This week, we dive headfirst into the senior center swamp, where three clueless codgers try to decipher a woman&#8217;s power move – and fail spectacularly. Prepare [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://tsastrugi.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/get_into_4.jpeg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
