Golden Years My Ass

Tired of the ‘golden years’ propaganda? Ready to ditch the polite platitudes and embrace the glorious, messy truth about getting old? Then welcome to [Podcast Name], the podcast that’s not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. We’re here to dissect the aging process with the precision of a rusty scalpel – no anesthesia, no apologies. From the bedroom to the bathroom, from the doctor’s office to the dining hall, we’ll explore every embarrassing, infuriating, and unexpectedly hilarious aspect of growing older. So, put on your adult diapers, grab your hearing aids, and get ready to laugh… because if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry. And frankly, we’re all too dehydrated for that.